So, I ordered one. It came today. I tried it on. I was disgusted. I vowed to not eat crap. And lose weight.
Its 11 pm. I just downed cheddar sour cream potato chips, a french bread roll and a home made oreo cookie, extra frosting. I may need to rethink my vow..... or burn the swim suit.
Flip.
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dude your screwed. maybe you should do hcg. ps. we just got done watching a "no reservations" episode about columbia...it was cool. you need to watch it with paul. oh and maybe teach him that skank a trank swim suits are unreasonable-im dreading this summer because I am the suns blare. oh AND my ace is getting fat. flip.
I watched it the other night....
Ive been on a No Reservations kick lately...along with everyone else watching Travel Channel.
You like the Gansta Rappers on the roof top?!
I made a post about you! ...im depressed ...i need to work out. crap
yes blood and rice sound good to me...blaahafh
let's see the swimsuit...
No fun... ModB swimsuits are about all I can wear now. Sad.
You should just get prego, then you have good reason to NOT look good in a swimsuit! ;)
Seriously though, you look great! I haven't seen the suit, but it can't be as bad as you say. And I have to seriously doubt your claims of eating so much junk food.
Pretty sure Paul won't mind. :) Rock what ya got, Jaes!!
Catherine...no way. Oh please....ask any member of my family that I can win for being the biggest "fudge butt" as Kimi calls it.
Jessica...its cute...on a victoria secret model.
I bet it's way sexay. I will be trying a shadeclothing.com swimsuit this year. Hopefully.
losing weight is overrated...your hubby will love your bod cause you made his babies! My belly looks like a prune and mine thinks for sure I can pull of one of "those" swimsuits...they have tunnel vision I've decided and he'll love it even if you don't. :)
Ya Paul won't care in the least...more than likely it will be off too soon for him to notice!....dirty mind... I was meaning you running from the house to the water then from the water to the shower. Geez
silly girls. specially you Tara.
I agree with Stacy 100 percento....on the overated thing...and prunes...I like prunes actually.
Whatever girl. Puerto Rico. 'nuf said! Flaunt it like ya got it...cellulite and all!
Whatever Jaesi! You look great in anything. I'm so jealous that you get to vacate. Have a blast!
yeah im with jessica lets see it
Have so much fun in Puerto Rico! I'm super jealous... I would LOVE to escape Orem and go somewhere warm! Especially if that somewhere was in the Caribbean :)
BURN THE SWIMSUIT!
You seriously crack me up everytime I read your posts! Rock it girl!
i here ya! i am trying this suckin diet and i am dying! good luck to you:) babies are too cute but i could do without the baby fat they leave behind
I don't think I have ever read your blog and not totally laughed! I need you around daily! If I had all of that right now I would down it too, screw the swimming suit!
knowing you, you could eat everything and still look AMAZING in any swim suit out there....dead serious!
If all else fails go naked, haha, totally kidding, I hate swim suits too, seriously after 3 c-sections, I always wear tanks and shorts, no one ever sees my suit, ever!!!!
You crack me up. These comments cracked me up. I agree that Paul surely won't mind. I'm sure you'll look fab. AND You'll be in Puerto Rico!
I've also been watching those No Reservations marathons on Travel Channel. Sweet.
I'm going to miss not eating all the junk I want...maybe...maybe I will just keep doing it when the baby gets here too :) One can never really know.
You are hilarious Jaesi! I guarantee you look like a hottie in that swim suit. No doubt. And like Paul cares. As for me, it's been Modbe swim suits but who knows if this bootie I'm picking up during this pregnancy will even allow for that with or without the cute little swim skirt come this summer! (Jealous of your trip!)
ya I say burn the suite and buy one of these...... http://www.modest-swimwear.net/
I have one....in purple :)
Oh Jaes. Your butt can't be as bad as mine! I just got a new suit the other day and will probably end up taking it back. I hate swimmers! Throw on a cute coverup and enjoy the trip!
Honestly love, Paul will just be happy to see you in something besides his basketball shorts. (just teasing!!) But really, you are a gorgeous woman. And you'll be having so much FUN that you will look great no matter what!
umm. are you kidding me? I saw first hand your pic of you and paul in front of you Christmas tree and I said to my self- "self, she looks so good- especially for having 3 kids!" Honestly, I am way jealous. Plus, every one knows, if you have a beautiful face, that is all that matters! Obviously, you have been blessed by both- as any FOOL can SEE!!
Ummm, that comment was not from Bryan, but from me... MJ. Ha ha...
That's just how I roll
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