"Ill stop this damn car right now and leave you on the side of the road!!!"
Umm me. Plenty of times when I was younger.
Raise your hand if you as a parent have yourself spoken those same exact words to your dear sweet never do anything wrong chitlens.....
So we are in Nebraska now. Our house closed on Friday and the kids and I flew out early that morning in time for my 450 signatures on non important papers. We are still in the great motel for a few more days to make sure every inch gets cleaned before our junk gets moved in. Which means we are BORED out of our minds. Which means cranky kids, mean moms, filthy rooms, trips to sonic and lots of drives.
As we were on our Sunday drive down by the river Leah was out of control. I dont remember what it was about...something along the lines of I want more candy, or let me suck on Mayas binky (which got thrown out the window) I littered, I feel bad about it. Anyhoo...
Paul stopped sudden, flung open the door and went straight for Leah, who knew it was coming. She was already in the front seat clinging to my neck. She was scared out of her mind. Asher was in the back screaming "Dont touch Leah!" (they are very protective), Maya wasnt understanding any of it with her cute grin, and me? I was hysterically laughing my guts out. And that is where my flaw lies....
I laugh at things that shouldnt be funny. Like if a kid biffs it bad, a really sobby testimony, a dad trying to punish a child ,people yelling, kids getting shots....f-u-n-n-y.
As we were on our Sunday drive down by the river Leah was out of control. I dont remember what it was about...something along the lines of I want more candy, or let me suck on Mayas binky (which got thrown out the window) I littered, I feel bad about it. Anyhoo...
Paul stopped sudden, flung open the door and went straight for Leah, who knew it was coming. She was already in the front seat clinging to my neck. She was scared out of her mind. Asher was in the back screaming "Dont touch Leah!" (they are very protective), Maya wasnt understanding any of it with her cute grin, and me? I was hysterically laughing my guts out. And that is where my flaw lies....
I laugh at things that shouldnt be funny. Like if a kid biffs it bad, a really sobby testimony, a dad trying to punish a child ,people yelling, kids getting shots....f-u-n-n-y.
I think I may need some help with this flaw. In no way is some of this the least bit nice/normal/thoughtful.
I need a little laughter in my life right now though. Or else I might go crazy. For real.




Look at this Debenham bunch. Its always a party when they are around. I hardly ever get to see my bestest Jessica and her beautiful kids.