Sunday, November 20, 2011

#4 turned #1


We just had a birthday...

Little miss
turned...

 In lieu of cake,
I thought itd be brilliant to have a 
PUDDIN PARDY.
You know, cause Im too lazy (smart) to make a cake
and babies like pudding
and messes.

So we got on appropriate attire and headed to the bathroom.

 Vanilla and Chocolate were on the menu....

Things started out nicely... 

kids using spoons
staying clean
 feeding the birthday girl
being polite to each other
 Its like they never had a puddin pardy ever before!
(they didnt know what to do)
So dad stepped in and threw a few handfuls around.

The older kids LOVED it.

Birthday Girl hated it.
 See for yourself.
So we cleaned Scarbabe off, got her out
 and the REAL party started.
 For 2 hours. no lie.
 My bathroom still smells of chocolate.
(or poop)
I think I may have just doomed myself with a 
very messy new tradition.
(oy.)

Friday, November 11, 2011

Mother Theresa....(i mean)...Jessica D Wille.

To my most beautiful and dear to my heart friend,
(who happens to be my cousin) 
Happy 30th! 
*heres to not getting heart pains, or grey hairs, or varicose veins today......

In no particular order just 30 short reason why I LOVE you.

1. There is not one single soul on this planet who doesnt love you.
2. Remember that time when we bombed at state drill team and we came home and bawled like all our puppies and kittens had been murdered? Ha!
3. Your sweet first car. That little tan Contour. Loved it.
4. Every time I smell Curve perfume, I think of you.
5. Our annual meetings where all we do is laugh our butts off and eat cupcakes.
6. In Hawaii, you got a papaya smoothie and it literally tasted like dog poo. But you said you liked it.  Did you really?
7. Practicing the military dance our sophmore year of High School for hours and hours and hours.
8. The time you went out with Adam Alba for like 6 hours in middle school.
9. Walking through the fields in the summer time.
10. Planning our double wedding to brothers and our colors were going to be Navy Blue and white.
11. Eating at your round table, smorgasbord style.
12. Playing prince and princess when we were little.
13. You make the most adorable children alive.
14. You were every boys secret crush.  For real.
15. Enya.
16. The Christmas you got your new yellow beetle and you cried cause you didnt want attention. :)
17. Pizza Factory cookie dough
18. That Polo sweater you had that was tan and had blue and green stripes.  I wanted that sooooo bad :)
19.  Clinique make-up. Do you still wear that? 
20. Visiting you at your freshmen BYU dorm.  and that one boyfriend of yours. tee heee.
21. Snorkeling at Hunauma Bay.
22. I remember exactly where I was when your mom called and said you had had your first babe. I was driving down a highway in Charleston, South Carolina and I was so happy. 
23. Lake Powell when your dad left us for hours to "stake out" the camp spot and we freaked ourselves out.
24. The little hut under your stairs at your house in Morningside. We would color on the walls. 
25. Riding the white water rapids and fearing for our lives (ha!)
26. Your totally rad water bed.
27. Climbing the rafters at the high school.  (Im almost certain that was with you) right?
28. Our completely awesome flute section in middle school.  Where you would actually play and learn, and I would sneak Mambas and stare at Cody Wardle all 45 minutes long.
29. That one night where we kept going up and down Stone Cliff drive and Jake J and Eric H, were behind us and he literally almost burnt out his dads Porsche engine from shifting gears so much.
30.  LONG LIVE HAVASUPAI! best memories ever.

(how gorgeous are her kids? and #3 will be here in a month!)

I love you lady.  
always will.