Monday, April 30, 2007

Hair today Gone tomorrow...




Lets go back a few years to the late summer of 2003. We had just moved to Charleston, South Carolina and were setting up life on the East coast. I was born a blond. Blond up to my teens and with the help of bleach, blond thereafter. Thus the up keep to help me staying stylish.


I had my trusted stylists but they were 3000 miles away in San Gorge, Utar. And fun the began...


I bought a box of do it yourself all over blond with added hi-lights and long story short and a few hours later...... no natural blond with glistening hi-lights.....just red hair with orange streaks. What to do? I went to the mall and had some dumb girl dye it dark brown. I wasn't going to keep it dark so as it faded it turned mousy and green. I had more hi lights put in and slowly but surely the green hue was wearing off. Until.... Presidents day 2004.


More blond..... left it on WAY to long and botta bing... I had handfuls of bleached out string in my hands and splotches everywhere. Whats a girl to do? Well, don't ask your husband, mine said "Why don't you just shave it?" He caught me at the right moment for sure.


So there we sat in my laundry room, with the clippers taking it all off. Yes, I cried and cried and did not feel pretty or like a girl at all. It was a free haircut but ended up being the most expensive cut I ever had. I immediately bought all colors of bandannas and hats, hair growing pills (which don't work) and because of late night depression watched all sorts of infomercials and QVC buying all that I thought would be fun at the moment i.e. juicer, boob pills, jewelry, exercising equipment and so on.. (which none have seen the light of day since I bought them) except the juicer. (great machine)


I was in South Carolina where I knew no one, so that was good. My family didn't believe me. Apparently I cry wolf a lot about silly things and this seemed fit the bill. I had to opportunity to go home for 2 weeks right after I cut it so I did. I stepped off the plane in St. George and these were my dads exact words "What the hell did you do?"


But the funniest part about it all was that people would come up to me in public and say "Who cuts your hair? I love it" or "I have always wanted to cut my hair that short, you are so brave"


To that, I would laugh.


Oh great times. It eventually grew out and that was probably the worst part. Hair is really stupid if you think about it. Why do we obsess over the dead stuff that grows off the tops of our heads? I wish I could say I didn't care what I look like and honestly mean it. I had a friend who honestly meant it. She would shave her head every summer cause it would get to hot. A little extreme but she had a good point, who cares if you benefit.
p.s. these pics are probably a month after I shaved it

Saturday, April 28, 2007

I did WHAT?!


I guess I am suppposed to say stuff that people dont know about me because of this tagged business so here goes;


1. 3 years ago I shaved my head. Yep. Lets just say that people in South Carolina DO NOT know how to color hair and I came out looking like a crack whore. There was no fixing it so I just took it all off. Actually Paul did it. Oh,,, the memories....


2. When I was little I had a strange fascination with Robert Redford. I mean, he is a handsome man and everything but I have know idea why. Maybe it was the movie "Out of Africa."


3. I absolutley can not stand personalized license plates! If you have one, then we are not friends. ;)

4. I could go to the dollar store and easily spend 40+ dollars on junk....just because it is 1 dollar.

And a good portion of that would be on candy.


5. I am a whale-a-phobic. I hate whales!!! Yes they are great and marvelous creatures but I am not a fan. Or I guess anything big and in deep water for that matter.


6. I once ate fish eggs...real ones from the reservoir in Pine Valley for a buck. But with that dollar I got a fabulous twist cone from Charlies.


Wednesday, April 25, 2007

QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT ME

1. Can you cry under water?

2.How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

3.Why do you have to "put your two cents in", but it's only a "penny for yourthoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

4.Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

5.Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

6.What disease did cured ham actually have?

7.How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

8.Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

9.If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

10. Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

11.Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in those
binoculars to look at things on the ground?

12. Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you
naked anyway.

13. Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

14.Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible
crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

15. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

16. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

17. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

18. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

19.If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

20.If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

21.If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

22. Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

23.Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

24.Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere? Shouldn'tasteroid and hemorrhoid be reversed?

25.Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

I especially like #8 and #22. Leah will start out singing the ABC's and end up "how I wonder what you are".
Did that get your brain moving for the day???

Monday, April 23, 2007

mmmmm.....food!


One of my favorite things to do is cook and eat and whatever else you associate with food.

I am always on the lookout for good recipes and am hooked to the Food Network.

My favorite shows are Paula Deans Home Cooking, Everyday Italian, 30 Minute Meals, Ace of Cakes, Quick Fix Meals with Robin Miller..... I could go on and on.

Anyhoozie...

I came across this delicious dinner a while back and we had friends over last night so I made it....

Since it is asparagus season its really easy to find and it taste great with this meal!


The ingredients sound strange together but TRUST me.... if my 2 year old will eat it then that says something...


Vicki's Favorite Chicken with Grapes, Couscous and Roasted Asparagus
Recipe courtesy Rachael Ray
1 1/2 pound asparagus

5 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil, divided

3 tablespoons chopped fresh thyme leaves, stripped from 6 to 7 sprigs

Coarse salt and pepper

2 tablespoons butter, cut into pieces

1/4 cup all-purpose flour, eyeball it

2 pounds chicken tenders

1/2 cup white wine, eyeball it

2 1/2 cups chicken stock (available on soup aisle in paper boxes), divided

1 cup heavy cream

1/4 cup grainy, stone-ground mustard

1 1/2 cups, about 1/2 pound, seedless red grapes, halved

2 cups couscous

Heat oven to 400 degrees F.
Trim tough ends of asparagus and save for soup. Place asparagus in a large bowl and toss with about 3 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil, 2 tablespoons of chopped thyme leaves and salt and pepper. Spread the asparagus out on a cookie sheet and roast 10 to 12 minutes until the asparagus is tender and crispy at the tips.
Heat a large skillet over medium to medium high heat; add 2 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil, 2 turns of the pan, and 2 tablespoons butter to the pan. Place flour in a shallow dish. Season chicken with salt and pepper then dredge the tenders in flour and add it to the pan. Cook chicken 7 to 8 minutes until browned. Add wine and scrape up browned bits as wine cooks down and bubbles, 30 seconds. Add 1/2 cup stock to skillet. Combine cream and mustard and add to stock. Add grapes to the pan and turn chicken and grapes to coat and combine with the sauce. Simmer 5 minutes over low heat.
Bring remaining 2 cups chicken stock and remaining tablespoon of fresh thyme to a boil in a small pot. Add couscous. Put a tight fitting lid on pot and remove from heat. Let stand 5 minutes, then fluff with a fork. Serve tenders and grapes on couscous alongside asparagus.


I usually just saute the asparagus with butter and garlic and then use a package of flavored couscous. Its sounds difficult to make but isnt and only takes 30 minutes. Dont leave out the grapes......those make the dish.

Saturday, April 21, 2007

Joseph Asher





Leah Giselle





HAPPY BIRFDAY KIMI & DEVIN




WOW! Now you can go get your driving licenses!

These 2 have been dating for like 2 years...... GET MARRIED ALREADY!!!

Ironically they have the same b-days and are the same age.

But I think Kimi is rocking the cradle about a few hours.

(Kimi is my sissy if you didnt know)


So Have a great day.....go do something fun.....But not Pizza Factory...Today is Special.. HA HA!

I only had one picture of them together... the other are of Kimi and Jenny Rex and Kimi and Leah jammin out on the big ol bus.

Thursday, April 19, 2007


I am just seeing if I can figure this out and try to post some pics.....hmmmm lets see if it will work.
p.s. I love my dad! Hi pops!

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

So I have done it. you got me...

Hello.
I did it. I actually made this. I thought I would never be the kind to have a blog. I used to make fun of my sisters and their obsessions with their blogs. But I can see the good in these things now. Especially since I am so far away from family and old friends and my husband at times.
Thanks to Crystal Mickelson and her invite to look at her life via internet I have found out how fun it is to look and click and read and laugh and roll my eyes at what some people post.
But I have to set rules:
#1 I will not post everyday. I just think that is silly.
#2 I will not post things of my kids that no one cares about except me and Paul and grandma and grandpa. cause chances are no one cares.
#3 My life comes first. No blogging when Paul is home.
#4 No letting these rules go out the window. (and if they do......let me know)

okay, so I will be asking what to do since I can only email right now. just to let you know its coming.
Adios kids.