Friday, June 24, 2011

I moved to Hell

.....and Hell Buckeye feels like your standing at the back of an F-16 that has just pushed the throttle at full speed.

I hate the heat.

But Id take it over the snow. So no more whinin...

....cept that my kids are driving me crazy being in the house all day.
....cept that I have yet to find a snow cone shack.
....cept that my flip flops melt walking to the car.
....cept that no matter what- you are always one big sweaty smelly mess.
....cept that scorpians come out to play as the temps rise.that is indeed a scorpian on my kitchen floor.

17 comments:

In Light of the Truth... said...

It was a beautiful and PERFECT 80 degrees here today! Come back. The end.

C & E said...

I would DIE! Do they bug spray for those things or what?

Annalia said...

Just remember, every place has a season when you can't go outside. I'm hoping summer ISN'T that season in MD. :) Tell your pet baby lobster 'hi' from me.

Unknown said...

I think that means you should come visit some of us that live in places that aren't so hot...my kids are complaining that its hot, but its a whopping 95! Inside, the swamp cooler drops it another 15 degrees at least! Maybe you and the kids should come visit! I know where there's a sno cone shack even!!! =)

Shauntel said...

I hate those little monsters. One crawled upon my face WHILE I WAS SLEEPING once and stung me (in St. George).

Thank heavens we do heavily spray there so at least their stings aren't so bad.

When I found that sucker, I murdered him good.

Catherine said...

Ooh, I would not like that at all! I am a wimp when it comes to the heat. I just camp out in my a/c house pretty much all of July and August. And scorpions? No thanks!!!

Mitch and Linda... said...

Hey!! Long time no talk to (its Linda Noble (north))! So I was wondering if you are in Buckeye AZ?? If so, what the heck are you doing in AZ?? We are in Goodyear AZ...just a few minutes from you!! We should get together...email me...mnorth@infowest.com

Anonymous said...

oh man.

Angie said...

I prefer the heat to the snow, too. It is super hot, though!! I remember my masscara and flip flops melting as soon as I walked outside when I lived in AZ.

Annelise said...

ack, how do you kill that?! you can't just smash it with a shoe, can you? i would die. ewewewew.

jaesi said...

yep- you just smash its little guts with a shoe.

Jessica Wille said...

Oh my, that scorpion!

Remember when we had a picnic lunch together? That was fun. I wish we could do that all the time.

jaesi said...

ahh Jess- the hi-light of my trip :)
did you survive the drive to WY and MT?

Mandee said...

Come to my house...we have a snow cone machine and no scorpians. Oh and when I have company over I always turn down the AC because thats what a good hostess does (and I can Dallan that I HAD to do it).

Jessica Wille said...

Just want you to know that your little scorpion friend haunted me in my sleep last night.

Yes, I survived the drive:)

jaesi said...

yaaaack. Jake Johnston says he has had 3 in his house since hes been in Texas...and Im pretty sure hes in San An.
(fyi)...:)

Tracy K said...

Gah, that scorpion! When you're tired of the heat in AZ, just think ... you could still be in Virginia! Hot and sticky and gross.