There was major relapse last night with the game of salt.
You see- in my need for salty and sweet I lost.
Big time.
I got the bright idea to make big fluffy soft sugar cookies with candy corn and m&ms and orange and green frosting.
In honor of fall of course.
Made them.
Devoured them.
Then needed salt.
BAD.
I piled a big plate full of Wavy Lays, pretzel crisps, carrots, pickles and heaps of onion dip.
Devoured it.
Remorse set in.
Went to bed at 830 pm.
Dreaming all night of what I had done.
A pregnant mind really messes with you.
Nightmares on 14th street.
Anacondas under my house.
Babies being born as cats.
That was eaten by the anaconda under the house.
Me looking like a sausage forever.
You know- things of that nature.
So I awoke with a new attitude.
And filled my plates accordingly.
apple juice and crushed ice all day long.
-no more anaconda dreams please-
You see- in my need for salty and sweet I lost.
Big time.
I got the bright idea to make big fluffy soft sugar cookies with candy corn and m&ms and orange and green frosting.
In honor of fall of course.
Made them.
Devoured them.
Then needed salt.
BAD.
I piled a big plate full of Wavy Lays, pretzel crisps, carrots, pickles and heaps of onion dip.
Devoured it.
Remorse set in.
Went to bed at 830 pm.
Dreaming all night of what I had done.
A pregnant mind really messes with you.
Nightmares on 14th street.
Anacondas under my house.
Babies being born as cats.
That was eaten by the anaconda under the house.
Me looking like a sausage forever.
You know- things of that nature.
So I awoke with a new attitude.
And filled my plates accordingly.
apple juice and crushed ice all day long.
-no more anaconda dreams please-
17 comments:
lol! Yeah umm, salt is not easy to give up! I don't think I could do it.... But that plate looks awesome! Yay for taking pictures of food!
Good girl! =)
Once when pregnant I had a nightmare where I gave birth to kittens, I was so disappointed.
Good girl! You know you should be following the rules!
Good luck girl, sounds like death!
Now that plate of food looks soooo good. Just take it one day or one minute at a time!! hang in there you are almost done!!
Girl, I do not envy you! No salt? At least it's only for a limited time... And she'll be so stinkin' cute that you'll forget all about it. That bag of chips you devour after she pops out will help, too. Don't forget to pack them in your hospital bag!
You crack me up. When I was pregnant with my oldest I had a dream that I gave birth to a baby the size of a toddler. Yikes! Crazy dreams!
Hey I have something to add to your list. Another surefire way to get pregnant, lose 25 pounds. Yep, it worked for me. LOL.
bahahahhaha! That was 2 funny... Good way to start my day. ;)
Like I said before, I would DIE without salt 2... I LOVE it. LOVE LOVE LOVE it.
pregnancy dreams are super crazy! you are making me hungry with all this food talk...
you are CRAZY FUNNY! AND YOU ARE A SUPER CUTE TROPHY WIFE! love you JAESI! mj
u crack me up! im the same way. vow to eat healthy then binge on what tastes good :) then repent the next day. haha
I gave birth to a little pony a couple nights ago :)
Oh how I hope my baby comes on the 15th of december hahaha!
I think you asked me what camera I use.
I have a cannon rebel xs. I have the lens that came with it. Nothing tricky or fancy. I really should maybe learn how to use it, all I do is put it on auto and click! It works - I don't do photoshop - have no desire to spend the money or learn how to do it...I'm no photographer, and don't want to be :) So there you have it. I'm sure there's a way to 'really' use my camera...maybe one day I'll learn...but probably not!
Good girl (after being naughty!).
What is it with the birthing weird things while you are pregnant dreams! I remember them all too well. I'm still having strange dreams and baby is almost 6 months old! What the H!
P.S. You crack me up! I love it! Getting close lady hang in there. :)
Wacky pregnancy dreams-- I love em.
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