A SURE FIRE GUIDE TO GETTING YOURSELF PREGNANT
1. Give away, sell or toss all things baby. Including cribs, clothes, maternity clothes, baby spoons, toys, everything.
2. Swear off baby #4 to anyone that ever asks.
3. Buy a years worth of tampons because you have coupons to do so.
4. Schedule and go to a Women's Health appointment to talk about semi-permanent birth control.
5. Splurge on a rather cute flattering swimsuit for the body you want during the summer.
6. Make yourself believe its completely impossible to conceive.
7. Potty train your 2 year old with hope that you will be diaper free forever.
8. Plan for all the "me time" when the kids get busier with school in the fall.
9. Continuously talk about fabulous vacations to go on with hubby only.
And lastly
10. Surround yourself with babies. Their feel, their smell, their sound, their sweet little natures.
10 weeks down
Here we go again.....
p.s. will someone who knows me personally please inform me kindly if I reek of cat pee?
Because that is ALL I ever smell.
Everywhere.
1. Give away, sell or toss all things baby. Including cribs, clothes, maternity clothes, baby spoons, toys, everything.
2. Swear off baby #4 to anyone that ever asks.
3. Buy a years worth of tampons because you have coupons to do so.
4. Schedule and go to a Women's Health appointment to talk about semi-permanent birth control.
5. Splurge on a rather cute flattering swimsuit for the body you want during the summer.
6. Make yourself believe its completely impossible to conceive.
7. Potty train your 2 year old with hope that you will be diaper free forever.
8. Plan for all the "me time" when the kids get busier with school in the fall.
9. Continuously talk about fabulous vacations to go on with hubby only.
And lastly
10. Surround yourself with babies. Their feel, their smell, their sound, their sweet little natures.
10 weeks down
Here we go again.....
p.s. will someone who knows me personally please inform me kindly if I reek of cat pee?
Because that is ALL I ever smell.
Everywhere.
66 comments:
Congratulations! I hope you are wrong because I have been getting rid of all my baby stuff too. I am so done! Cat pee is no bueno. I could chuck just thinking about it.
love it! and love you! CONGRATS again!!!
Oh my goodness Jaesi!!!!! Ahhhh!!! They come when they come, especially if they're supposed to. You are such a great Mom and this little one is so lucky to get to come into your home and have three great older siblings. Hope you're still planning on Park City?! Congrats Jaesi!
Yeah, congrats!!! You are the coolest mom ever so this will be another lucky baby.
Woo hoo! So glad it's you and not me! :)
Really though, mucho congrats. You two make cute rugrats - the world needs another. :)
CONGRATULATIONS!
P.S. I can still smell things like cat pee and other disgusting crap everywhere I go. It never left me, the insane ability to decipher all smells. Gag.
Jaesi!!! Great news, aside from the heightened sense of smell. Yuck.
But how exciting! Another cute little Melessa, another bundle of intoxicating baby scent to cuddle and snuggle and sniff endlessly. My baby just turned one, and he's getting too busy for that - I miss it!
And I miss you!!!
OH MY GOODNESS!!!! I was just thinking the other day when you were going to have another baby! I am so happy for you guys! BIG CONGRATS!!! Four is fun, in case you are looking to have more fun
When I was pregnant with Luke I couldn't open the fridge without gaging. Brian would clean in and clean and still it STUNK! I am sorry cat pee is your smell!
We miss you guys! I am just so stinkin happy for you!!!!
Wha?!?!?! This is fabulous news. Fab-u-lous! Congratulations mama. So wonderful!
Love it, you do make cute babies, the world needed another one.
I never saw this coming! Congrats! I remember when I announced this pregnancy (remember only six more days for me) you said "Glad it's you and not me!" and that is exactly how I feel!
Glad it's you just starting the pregnancy and not me. I'm soooo done! haha :)
Can't wait to see if Asher is going to get a little brother!
CONGRATS AGAIN!
Aw Jaesi, HOORAY for another sweet little baby at your house. Have you been sick, besides smelling the Oat Pee? I am so happy for you. Only 30 weeks to go. :)
Yay, another cute Melessa!
Best of luck my dear, I hope to see weekly updates of you & your big & huge growing belly!
And when I was pregnant last everything leather smelled like pee to me. I nearly sold our car and got new furniture, kev got sick of me sniffing everything and then throwing up.
Have fun!!!
CONGRATS!!!! yay! sounds like you're a week ahead of me?! is that right?! i'm so excited for you. sorry about the cat pee though. that's lame.
Seriously, #1, #6 and #8. Those were my tricks too!
Yay!!! Hopefully you'll be like me and eventually dry the tears and start getting excited for a new fun little person to have around. And you have a fabulous list of boy names going, so you are already leaps ahead of me! (though Anson and I worked on ours tonight and whittled it down by at least half--phew). And I'm sure your girl list is just as awesome.
I hope it flies for you, this one is for me, I'm already 23 weeks, Ack! And you totally won't even be a big yet in the summer, you can still wear a cute swimsuit. Idiot me is 3 for 3 on summer pregnancies!
Congrats!
Congrats, Jaesi! That is awesome! Actually, that's how my sister got pregnant with her fifth...and her sixth. She now has that semi-permanent birth control...but also does NOT talk smack about never having another baby. :)
Wow! So is that the trick??? I have been doing it all wrong. Haha. Congratulations! I am excited for you...and excited that it is possible to see you someday in the future!
jaesi you are funny. Congrats!!
craziness...you know you wanted another! congrats. goodluck with that.
Hey! What great news! Congratulations!! :)
Congrats to you guys!! Maybe y can be lucky like me and get TWINS!! HAHA. Hope you are feeling well!
omg... total surprise! congrats! i can't believe you will be having your 4th! So fun! hope you are feeling good!
Congrats! You make adorable kids so you should just continue to keep on making them :).
congrats!! #4, crazy...
good thing all your kids are cute!
hopefully it goes by fast. and you will still have the fall to be by yourself for a few hours a day!
Wow, this morning I was thinking about you and THIS! lol What a funny surprise to come to your blog and see this!
Congratulations!!!
I'm jumping up and down squealing with delight for you right now! Literally, just SO happy! Wowza, you're going to be busy! I can't wait to see pictures. I just have one question. You seem to have been very busy these past 10 months...how on earth do you accomplish so much while prego? No wonder you have 3 going on 4...Good luck to you and Paul and a big, fat (no pun intended) CONGRATULATIONS!!!
You make beautiful babies, I don't know how you couldn't not have another. It was probably immaculate conception.
Congrats! That's awesome! Let me know how it goes because I am not so sure about baby #4. I can't believe you got rid of all your baby stuff. I think you just wanted all new baby things!
Thanks everyone. Im really not that sad about it (anymore) :)
Catherine- Where the heck did your blog go?!! I miss you too.
Heather- I have been a lazy A. So tired and queasy. Even my favorite junk foods are killing my stomach.
Annie- While it may seem Ive been busy- in reality- Im lazy. :) And lazy people get pregnant unexpectedly. ;)
Yay! I, too, am happy for you. And 4 really isn't that much different than 3. Yet.
Congrats!! I'm sure it will be another absolutely adorable child!
I am so excited for you -- this is wonderful news!
Congratulations! You make some cuties!
just read some of the comments on your facebook status, and knew i had to pop over here to find out the details . . . :) CONGRATS!!!
Congratulations! How are your pregnancies? I have to admit that I am a little jealous...but I already have four. I have a hard enough time with them. I was thinking about the semi-permanent birth control options but given that is one of your reasons I am a little wary to make that appointment.
Kellee- I have for the most part, easy pregnancies. But this one is already more achey. I attribute it to my 2 year old. 4 is enough for us. Its permanent forever after this :)
I don't know why - but I have kinda been waiting for this announcement!
I think that is seriously exciting! Way to go!
Congrats or Condolences...take your pick! Ha ha. No really, you make such cute babies, why stop at three! Hope you feel better soon!
Aaahh!! Jaesi I am so excited for you!! Actually Krissy and my mom both already spilled the beans. I've been waiting for you to tell me:)
So are you going to be in St. George in June?? I need to see you and your three munchkins and your prego belly!
Wow! Congrats!!! I can't wait to see the new beautiful baby!!
Congrats!! On baby #4! I'm glad all you gals are starting to catch up with me finally!!
OH MY GOSH CONGRATS!! I completely swore off another too then I started cravin baby everything:) This will be by far our biggest space because I swore I was DONE! Yay I am excited for you guys you must just be right behind me...I am 12 weeks. When is your due date?
You just need to be grateful. Some of us cant get pregnant!
Ashley- Congrats!! I love love love that you are having another. Im due the end of Nov. You?
Anonymous- obviously you dont know my DRY humor or me very well. There is nothing in this world Id rather be, than a mom. (except maybe have Samantha Browns job on the Travel channel) ;) ;)
AAAHHHH!!!! WHat???? CONGRATS!!! How the crap have you had all the motivation to be making over your house to be gorgeous? I am lacking in motivation and completely lazy and sick all the time! GO you! I am thinking 3 sounds pretty good right now=) Ash is due Nov. 21st...Congrats again!
Kat when are you due?
Wow... congratulations! I know you don't live around these parts anymore, but when you did I definitely didn't smell cat pee on ya. I hope it's a boy! (just for fun)
Are you saying the only sure way is to get my tubes tied?? Say it and I'll do it.
Congrats congrats! I'm totally surprised because I was hoping you'd have another one.
Ack! You said you were done! Well, I'm excited for you. And a HUGE thanks for not making me feel crazy, at the beginning of my pregnancy I smelled pee EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!! It should go away.....
Why didn't you tell me this morning?!! Didn't Shauntell tell you a few weeks ago she had a dream you were pregnant?
Congratulations! I'm so jealous!
That really is so exciting! Congratulations! I'm so glad you found my blog, so I could find yours. Your family is too cute. I'm so glad you posted about a sure-fire way to pregnant; because according to you, I could be any minute; guess I better re-think having free time and throwing away everything baby.
Congrats! You are such an awesome mom how could you not have another? Hope you get feeling well and that your pregnancy speeds along without much of the yucky stuff. Are you coming to St. George anytime soon? We need to get together!
I am seriously so happy for you...and your post was so, so true, dear...I can attest.
well i just dont think that your are grateful for the Gods little angles that are coming to your home. you sure sound like you dont deserve one.
OMG Anonymous... you just seriously need to go to hell.
You obviously don't know Jaesi at all. You just need to stop reading her blog if you don't like what she has to say.
well then ms anonymous- would you like to adopt this one? I make a pretty near to perfect mold....diet coke addicted and all.
please be kind and go somewhere else.
Congrats! Wish I could see you prego-you are super cute :)
Dear Anonymous,
I'm trying to figure out if you're a real person or not. I really don't think a real person would come onto someone's PERSONAL blog and give major attitude when all Jaesi was doing was sharing some major great news with friends and family. If you are having problems having a baby yourself, I am sorry. It happens to SO many people, including me, and it sucks. But don't let that turn you into a mean, spiteful person.
I thought Jaesi's post was witty and cute. You obviously don't know her, but even if you don't, I do not see how you could take her post to be anything buy humorous. Just LOOK at her blog. She loves her family and does everything for them.
Get over it! That is IF you are a real person.
LOL...I remember when we had dinner awhile back you said you were done! Jokes on you! I love it...you are such a cute mommy! Congrats...we will still see you in Park City, right!?!
Mik'l- you will absolutely see me in Park City :)
I hope you have twins:)
Congrats...that is so crazy and exciting.
Oh my gosh Jaesi! This is GREAT news! I am thrilled for you! yay for new babies!!
64 comments.. popular!! :) Congrats!!! You are such a cute mommy!
You put a smile on my face!! Congrats!
#1 Kill the cat. The smell is so not worth it.
#2 MAJOR Congrats! (Even though my comment is more than past due)
#3 Looks like we'll be suffering through together (I'm due at the end of January...but I really haven't told alot of people yet....shhh)
#4 Could "anonymous" be ANYMORE off on guessing your personality? I bet that makes you want to go private, huh?!
#5 I LOVE YOU!
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