1. Ive been nursing off of a lone 20 oz diet coke all day. I hate it and Im sure the bottle itself hates me. Why cant I just drink all I want? Because I know, slowly, my insides are turning into metal.
2. Love salsa? Try THIS RECIPE! easy peasy and scarfalicious.
3. Ive been befriended on Facebook by several of my primary kids and youth in the ward. As nice of compliment it is, Im this close to de-friending them.
I feel like I cant swear!
Im supposed to be their example.
People, just face it- while I would not and will not ever compare my mouth to that of a sailors, I did grow up in a household where shit-damn-hell were regular words. Im a swearer. Did you know that?
AND
I do not care if you became of fan of
"I yawn all day at school, but when it comes to night-Im not tired at all"
OR
"I cant believe they are canceling Spongebob!"
OR
"I join too many groups because their names make me say "OMG thats true!"
(all actual pages on FB.)
4. Maybe I should cool it with facebook for awhile. It makes me want to swear.
5. Whatcha doing with your tax return? Is this to personal of a question?
If it were up to me- we'd have new floors, new rugs and a brand new black oven and fridge.
But the Mr. thinks saving for a rainy day and paying off debt is better.
Whatever.
(okay maybe)
6. Id like to live in Canada (mainly since the past 2 weeks). The grass really would be greener on the other side, Summertime of course. But along with the green grass would be all the Big Turks and Ketchup flavored potato chips I can eat. Yum.
7. My crock pot bit the dust. And made us all have the pork roast squirts. Too bad we had to find out that way, it was not pretty.
8. I LOVE crock pot cooking. This is a big deal until I can get to the store and buy another.
9. But that would mean I have to put on some pants then.
10. This post is pretty revealing isn't it?
11. Picture red birds tweeting on a clear spring day, not the aforementioned pork.
12. I just spelled checked and it suggested using crackpot, instead of crockpot.
13. I laughed out loud.
14. I cut Mayas hair- as previously mentioned it turned out terrible. So I took her in for a Nebraska style hair cut and she came out with a dutch boy bob.
Now she fits in perfect!
(wink)
15. She is sitting on my lap and just wiped a booger on my face.
16. I need a vacation- to Canada perhaps.
2. Love salsa? Try THIS RECIPE! easy peasy and scarfalicious.
3. Ive been befriended on Facebook by several of my primary kids and youth in the ward. As nice of compliment it is, Im this close to de-friending them.
I feel like I cant swear!
Im supposed to be their example.
People, just face it- while I would not and will not ever compare my mouth to that of a sailors, I did grow up in a household where shit-damn-hell were regular words. Im a swearer. Did you know that?
AND
I do not care if you became of fan of
"I yawn all day at school, but when it comes to night-Im not tired at all"
OR
"I cant believe they are canceling Spongebob!"
OR
"I join too many groups because their names make me say "OMG thats true!"
(all actual pages on FB.)
4. Maybe I should cool it with facebook for awhile. It makes me want to swear.
5. Whatcha doing with your tax return? Is this to personal of a question?
If it were up to me- we'd have new floors, new rugs and a brand new black oven and fridge.
But the Mr. thinks saving for a rainy day and paying off debt is better.
Whatever.
(okay maybe)
6. Id like to live in Canada (mainly since the past 2 weeks). The grass really would be greener on the other side, Summertime of course. But along with the green grass would be all the Big Turks and Ketchup flavored potato chips I can eat. Yum.
7. My crock pot bit the dust. And made us all have the pork roast squirts. Too bad we had to find out that way, it was not pretty.
8. I LOVE crock pot cooking. This is a big deal until I can get to the store and buy another.
9. But that would mean I have to put on some pants then.
10. This post is pretty revealing isn't it?
11. Picture red birds tweeting on a clear spring day, not the aforementioned pork.
12. I just spelled checked and it suggested using crackpot, instead of crockpot.
13. I laughed out loud.
14. I cut Mayas hair- as previously mentioned it turned out terrible. So I took her in for a Nebraska style hair cut and she came out with a dutch boy bob.
Now she fits in perfect!
(wink)
15. She is sitting on my lap and just wiped a booger on my face.
16. I need a vacation- to Canada perhaps.
26 comments:
I want to go to Canada too, and Maggie loves it because they have milk in bags there, and different flavors of Wrigley's gum.
Also you can filter certain people so they don't see your status updates so you don't have to unfriend just ignore them.
Cute (and funny) post. You don't need to put pants on. Just buy one on Amazon. Fast shipping!
How do you make it so people can't see your status updates? Enlighten us please. Those sound like lame facebook groups.
I'm paying for a baby with my tax return. Not too exciting.
lol Jaesi...you crack me up
Jaesi--I love you. Your posts entertain me to no end. Maybe someday, you will write a book?
I LOVE ketchup chips too and pickle chips. I always stock up when I visit Canada.
But Big Turks? GROSS. I could never figure out why Edmund sold his brother and sisters to the White Witch for turkish delight (I'm guessing the British version of Big Turk). I think it is the worst candy bar ever invented, without exception.
Big Turks are the best ever!
I think you and Canada would be a short lived relationship with it's cold winters & all. But if it's bagged milk, ketchup flavored potato chips & greener grass then please come ot MN, we have bad hair cuts here so your little Maya would fit in.
I've had a lot of my YW and others in our ward request to be my friend & I ignore them or unfriend them!
and ps- we got our tax return back today, all $4,000 went to pay off Kev's truck! I voted next year we take another trip!
BROOKE!!! serious?!!
I think that is why I liked Big Turks so much! I would dream about the little box filled with precious candy in a dream land.(narnia of course)
And its thanks to my sis and bro in law who introduced me to them :)
Okay then- I must figure out how to block on fb. I dont want the primary quoting me...(they probably already do)
Milk in bags? hmmmm.
Tony calls those "little Princess Valiant" haircuts...but I think they're cute - on girls.
I love your blog! This is why. I too have wanted to go to Canada, and even be Canadian and have gotten dirty looks. Maybe it's unAmerican but that place looks nice, and I loved their athletes almost as much as ours.
I love you Jaesi. Please come visit soon. Until then though, keep making me laugh, k?
Are you saying we Nebraskans have bad hair? lol Where did you get that poor girls' hair cut?
:) so glad I met you at MOPS
You are hilarious, as always.
Why are Primary kids on fb anyway?! That seems a little young. I have a few YW as friends, but I'm only a swearer in real life, luckily. And "squirts" is a really gross word. ;)
You may be set on black appliances but I don't love mine as much as I thought I would. For some reason I can't get them to ever look clean! It drives me crazy!
You are funny. i came from a house full of swear words too and repent for all my swearing every sunday! i really am trying to do better! as far as a tax return its going towards our next try of in vitro. Fun fun! if i get a baby out of it this time anyway!
What!!! They're canceling Spongebob!?!?!?!
Maybe a vacation to Washington City would do! Our tax return of course will go to pay for Houston, however, I would love to just blow it on a fun family vacation or something!
You are so hilarious...seriously you should write a book, people would totally read it, you could be New York bestseller...
You make me laugh. A lot. I like it. Please keep doing it. The end.
Seriously jaesi, this was hilarious! I am still chuckling to myself! I think your swearing is refreshing! :) I was NEVER a swearer in HS but my darling husband has since corrupted me and shit, damn, and hell slip from these lips on a regular basis now. Shoot!
Oh yeah... and don't you worry that it's 12:50 pm and I am still sitting here in my g's with my blinds wide open! I'm sure the neighbors just LOVE me! The joys of being a mom and having no reason to get dressed! love it!
I just love your blog!! It crackes me up everytime I read it. Makes life a bit more fun!!
Jaesi you're too funny! I miss you!!
Just don't unfriend me. That would be very uncool.
Oh my crap Jaesi! Your blog always makes me laugh outloud...and I LOVE it! Do you get sick of everyone always telling you how funny you are? Puts the pressure on! I LOVE those dresses, hello they just have to match! And I am always looking in the little girls section for me too. Happy birthday to Asher and Maya!!!
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